This semester needs to be over now, so I can finally leave community college and go to a real university.
ACTUAL CONVERSATION HAD ON INSTANT MESSE
Sarah: Bridgette, I think I have a problem.
Sarah: I'm watching Law and Order...and I love the parts where the guy cops get mad and throw suspects against the wall/slam their faces into tables
Bridgette: I really think you will enjoy rough sex
Kevin: [Kevin has signed off]
We were pretty upset about it, until we realized how amazing everyone was.
And then we met Anthony Rapp afterwards and he was soooo nice.
Living in a condo with a shared wall is a blessing and a curse.
It's interesting when you can hear your neighbors fighting with each other.
It's annoying when you can hear them making up an hour or so later.
Actually, I shouldn't be too happy, because apparently my class is stupid.
Actual conversation in class today:
Teacher: What do you think about the author's use of the word "imprint" in that sentence? Does it fit?
Girl: No. She didn't even use it right.
Teacher: Oh?
Girl: Imprint doesn't mean what she used it to mean.
Teacher: [sarcastic] It doesn't? What does it mean?
Girl: Imprinting is when you see the person you're gonna be with forever. You know, your soul mate.
Teacher: No, no it doesn't mean that.
Girl: Yuh huh! I read it in a book, it's a NATIVE AMERICAN term.
Teacher: ...
I wanted to tell her that Twilight isn't real and that Stephenie Meyer is probably not an accurate source of information, but I didn't want to admit to the class that I read the books.
annoyed
calm